This Is Why The World Didn't End on December 21st 2012
Polygamous sect leader Warren Jeffs, Chinese doomsday cult members, and Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard have all confirmed that the world will end this Friday just as the Maya predicted several millennia ago, but NASA continues to insist that it won't.
In fact, they are so confident in their assumption that they've released a video dated December 22nd, and titled it "Why the World Didn't End Yesterday."
Among their so-called reasons: The Maya never predicted any such doomsday and the whole thing was just a big "misconception from the very beginning."
In other words, if you were counting on NASA eggheads to stop the invisible meteor currently hurtling toward earth, you're shit out of luck.