Months before Beyoncé murdered millions of Americans by singing over a previously recorded track at the presidential inauguration, someone asked her to sing songs at the Super Bowl.

Now Us Weekly has gotten its hands on her rumored set list.

  • Crazy in Love
  • Bills Bills Bills
  • Survivor
  • Nuclear

It's a classic line-up, with something for everyone (except Michelle, who wasn't a member of Destiny's Child when Bills, Bills, Bills was recorded). In other words: it is perfect.

And if she doesn't sing every note live, football in America will be canceled forever.

We're counting on you, Beyoncé.

[Us // Image via Getty]