Republican Rep. Aaron Schock (who is not gay, but definitely has gay fans) from Illinois was recently asked why he doesn't support same-sex marriage. Here's his answer:

Um, well, I-I just haven't.

Haven't been married to a man? Haven't supported it in the past though you might in the future? Haven't tried butt stuff? He just hasn't. Rep. Schock cites his "upbringing and faith values" for his opinion.

Schock is reportedly eyeing a run for governor in 2014. Illinois has not legalized gay marriage, though it came somewhat close this year.

[Via Joe My God]