Reddit, much like Old Country Buffet, has something for everyone — and everything is kinda greasy.

Popular subreddits dedicated to jailbait and creepshots have made headlines in the past, but with tens of thousands of subreddits to spare, there will always be something questionable going on down in the belly of the machine, waiting for an emetic to hurl it to the surface.

Such was the case with the subreddit Doppelbangher (NSFW) — a forum with over 8,000 subscribers where Redditors can request assistance in locating the pornstar look-alikes of friends and classmates.

This past Saturday, a typical call-to-action from a Redditor looking for the porn doppelganger of a "friend from high school" received a reply from an unlikely source: The high school friend herself.

It seems the girl had somehow been alerted to the use of her image on the Doppelbangher subreddit, and subsequently created a Reddit account in order to confront her "friend."

"She looks pretty identical to this girl! ;)" the teen wrote under the handle wtfisthisbull. Clicking on the embedded link revealed a photo of the girl holding up a sign that reads "you're disgusting."

Stunned, the OP quickly scrubbed his name from the post and disappeared.

But it was too late: White Knights descended on the thread to help the girl find her secret admirer. "OP didn't respect her privacy either. I hope someday he learns the error of his ways," wrote one Redditor.

Others suggested that conspiracy was afoot: "OP posts on here. Waits a while. Informs girl "someone" posted on this site. Gains girl's trust."

Meanwhile, the girl's response pic was reuploaded to the subreddit a day later as a new request entry under the title "for someone else."

[photos via Imgur]