Dennis Rodman Is at the Vatican in a Flower-Printed Coat

Where in the world is Dennis Rodman? Dennis Rodman is, at this moment, in Vatican City, where he is apparently campaigning for Ghanaian cardinal Peter Turkson and seeking to arrange a meeting with whomever is elected. On the one hand we don't want to encourage this; on the other, well, anything to keep Rodman out of North Korea.

Dennis Rodman invades the #Vatican campaigning for #CardTurkson twitter.com/MaryAnnAhernNB…

— Mary Ann Ahern (@MaryAnnAhernNBC) March 13, 2013

Has the conclave officially jumped the shark when Dennis Rodman shows up? #conclave2013 twitpic.com/cb0i2d

— Devin Scillian (@DevinScillian) March 13, 2013

@stephensidlo wow — a request for MORE Rodman? (The images are mine.) twitpic.com/cb0kch

— Devin Scillian (@DevinScillian) March 13, 2013