Philadelphia — It’s hot as hell here in the city of brotherly love, but I’d give up all the air conditioning and the free “I’m a Union Fan” fan for a good wifi connection. Here inside the white media tents, now blessedly free of Bernie protestors, the chairs are free but the wifi is not—media outlets, companies and some woman named Doreen all refuse to share their kbps with me, and I’m having a hard time guessing their passwords.

Here are some of the networks available in the media tent right now; if you know any of the passwords, drop them in the comments—thanks!

49TH_ST_Rocks

Blue

BU-COM-JetPack

BuzzFeed

BuzzFeed-Guest

dave

djmcn

Doreen’s iPhone

Elections

Facebook@DNC

Google

Green

Make Wifi Great Again

McClatchy

opennetwork (it’s locked)

PBS-DNC

Provision

realclearwifi

Reuters-DNC

Sankei 2G

Scripps_2G

Shannon

Sidewire

TribPub

tronc

TVGlobo

TWP-Convention

ViceBroadcast

VisitPhillyWiFi

YahooDNC 5GHz

YUUGE

Before you jokesters even get started, I already tried and howarddean69 doesn’t work for any of them.