Like the God of the Old Testament, Beyoncé's terrifying wrath is matched in severity only by her devastating creative prowess. That is why on Friday night she released a video for 7/11, a track from her upcoming album that was released on Friday morning.

The video depicts Kwane Bae executing very dorky choreographed dances around what seem to be the interior, balcony, and elevator area of a decent-but-not-amazing hotel suite*. She appears alone, with dancers from her world tour, and only very, very occasionally wearing pants. She pops out of a big box in front of a Christmas tree. She dials her foot like it's a phone and screams at it. It's a great video! There's a lot to take in. Let's all learn the dance.

Smack it. Smack it. Smack it.

UPDATE

8:51 p.m.: A previous version of this post was titled "Beyoncé's Surprise New 7/11' Video Is A Sexy Dork Orgy" until I realized you can see Blue Ivy at 0:58, lying on the bed Beyoncé jumps off of. Take your daughter to WERK day. I love it!

9:06 p.m.: There is also a rumored Jay Z-doing-a-somersault cameo that I will let you find yourself because it will be more rewarding that way.