Bryan Cranston summons up everything he's learned playing both a genial dad and a meth-cooking, family-destroying megalomaniac for his latest challenging performance: Narrating the audiobook of You Have to Fucking Eat.

It's the latest of those kids' books for adults—see also Go the Fuck to Sleep, by the same author—that became popular by tapping into parental frustration with children's stubborn reluctance to do some very basic things. Any parent can probably relate.

Except Walter White. He may have had his problems with Walter Jr., but convincing him to fucking eat was not one of them. That kid fucking loves breakfast.

[h/t The Awesomer]