After years of listening to centenarians rave about the wonders of Greek yogurt and steam rooms one little (really) old lady has finally conceded that life's only true fountain of youth is bacon.

105-year-old Pearl Cantrell of Richland Springs, Texas, says eating bacon every day helps her stay young at heart.

"I don't feel as old as I am, that's all I can say," Cantrell recently told a local NBC affiliate.

When word got back to Oscar Mayer, they quickly dispatched the Wienermobile to deliver packages of bacon to her home.

And she even got to ride around in the Wienermobile and wave at all the suckers who stopped eating bacon because some phony in a lab coat told them it was bad.

[H/T: Most Watched Today]