Cool Pope "Francis," the pope that even atheists and commies can mistakenly like, went to Europe yesterday and dissed the hell out of it. Cool Pope Francis is the last true battle rapper.

In a speech to the European Parliament yesterday, Cool Pope called the whole dang continent of Europe "elderly and haggard." Damn. Then he basically called all the old ass European countries a bunch of decrepit ass selfish bastards. Damn.

This loneliness has become more acute as a result of the economic crisis, whose effects continue to have tragic consequences for the life of society. In recent years, as the European Union has expanded, there has been growing mistrust on the part of citizens towards institutions considered to be aloof, engaged in laying down rules perceived as insensitive to individual peoples, if not downright harmful. In many quarters we encounter a general impression of weariness and aging, of a Europe which is now a "grandmother", no longer fertile and vibrant. As a result, the great ideas which once inspired Europe seem to have lost their attraction, only to be replaced by the bureaucratic technicalities of its institutions.

Grandmothers... damn.

[Cool Pope like "My chain hang down to my dick/ my piece bang glass tables": AP]