A couple hid out inside Las Vegas's Erotic Heritage Museum until after closing on Valentine's Day and, once all the employees had left, proceeded to have sex in every room they could. The best part is that the museum was featuring a tribute to kink and Fifty Shades of Grey at the time.

No, the best part is that they were caught on surveillance video, which was later obtained by TMZ.

Actually, the best part is that security staff saw the couple on the video feed and called staff members, who came back and chased the couple out of the museum. They exited through a back door.

The best part is all of it, really.

[h/t Uproxx]