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Hamilton Nolan

08/27/13 03:59PM

Filed to: banksters

Daryl Lane Woods, chairman of Missouri's Main Street Bank and an idiot, has pleaded guilty to using $381K in federal bank bailout funds to buy a condo in Fort Myers, FL, which sucks.

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Cherith Cutestory Hamilton Nolan 08/27/13 04:22PM

In a contrite statement Woods sincerely apologized for not heading a bigger bank and, therefore, not being infallible.

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Johnny Chunders Hamilton Nolan 08/27/13 04:02PM

Idiot? OR PATRIOT?

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Cherith Cutestory Johnny Chunders 08/27/13 04:05PM

Hey now no one claimed they were mutually exclusive.

DanCopeland Cherith Cutestory 08/28/13 02:55AM

Patridiot?

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The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps Hamilton Nolan 08/27/13 04:17PM

What was that about welfare queens again?

CrankTango Hamilton Nolan 08/27/13 04:25PM

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