Delta's Hacked Facebook Explains Why Girls Hate Blowjobs
"You love to travel. We love taking you there," says Delta Airlines' Facebook page, "Our Facebook page reflects that passion." For a little while on Monday, it also reflected a passion for yams that look like giant, gross, wormy dicks.
Delta Airlines announced via Twitter that its official Facebook page had been "compromised." What was the company's first clue? Probably that they didn't mean to post an article called "10 Reasons Why Girls Don't Give Bl0wjobs," accompanied by a photo of the aforementioned yam-dicks resting languidly in a bowl.
Reason number one is probably "because your penis is a sweet potato, and it looks sickening." I don't know, because I didn't click on funnyphotocomics.com, a site that would seem like malware-bait even if it wasn't popping up on airline Facebook pages where it didn't belong. (AVG Threat Labs agrees, claiming a virus has been discovered on the site in the past week. You don't say!)
The most likely scenario here is that some bored individual toiling in the social media mines for Delta got distracted by one of the many compelling articles on the most trusted name in news, Funny Photo Comics—maybe this one?
—and clicked on it while still logged into Delta's Facebook.
It's not the most amusing fuckup in the history of airline #brands on the internet, but it did expose a possible 1.5 million people to a wriggling bowlful of cocks, which must have been a refreshing afternoon break from Delta's endless photos of Starbucks cup art. #brands #synergy