Drake Rode a Flying Stripper Pole Last Night
Last night Drake closed out OVO Fest, the mini-music festival he throws every year in his hometown of Toronto. A lot of things happened, like Drake bringing out special guests Usher and Lauryn Hill. Now, I wasn't there, but I feel safe saying that definitely the most important thing that happened was him riding over the crowd on a flying stripper pole.
Here is a wider perspective of Drake, who loves strippers so much that he can't help but rap about falling in love with strippers, on his ascent.
I know what you're missing in your life and it's a pic of Drake on a hovering stripper pole. pic.twitter.com/FksI5Hn8cx
— YEEZY TAUGHT ME (@G1NO) August 5, 2014
Here is Drake telling Toronto to love itself as he peers down upon the city's desperate citizens from the throne that is a flying stripper pole.
Drake's continued pursuit of being the best Drake that Drake can be should be a legitimate inspiration to us all.