Fireworks Factory Catches Fire, Explodes, Knocks Guy on Ass
"One person sustained minor injuries and several roads were closed" in Granada, Colombia, the BBC reports, which is the BBC's way of saying "Holy fucking shit, a fireworks factory caught fire, setting off hundreds of fireworks at once in an explosion that knocked this local TV cameraman on his ass."
"An investigation has been launched" to determine the cause of the boom-shaking, ass-knocking, mega-gargantu-ton firesplosion, the BBC adds, conservatively.
An explosion filmed last year in Italy, where an entire fireworks display ignited at once, merited a "holy shit" at the time, but is no longer impressing anyone.