Whoa there: After 18 hours of labor, a Florida woman reeled in this 14.1-pound whopper last week, one of the state's largest on record. Whatta catch!

More amazing still, Maxxzandra Ford didn't even know she was carrying the bouncing baby bowling ball until her 35th week of pregnancy, when a doctor broke the news—with both hands I bet!

Of course, it wasn't easy passing the hefty howling homunculus. "I was cussing up a storm," Ford told WFLA. And with good reason! You try birthing a scale-busting babe like this sometime.

[Image via Facebook/St. Joseph's Children's Hospital]