Us Weekly reports that actress and cotton commercial singer Hayden Panettiere, 24, is expecting her first child with fiancé Wladimir Klitschko, 38, a muscular male torso frequently photographed in close proximity to her. While the couple have yet to comment on whether or not a Babybjörn will soon swing eerily from the broad chest of the nightmarish headless torso, Us Weekly quotes an "insider" as saying that Hayden is "totally pregnant!" Congrats and best wishes to this alarming family.

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