Here Is an Illustration of Donald Trump With a Dick for a Nose

Submitted by Gawker reader Steve Madonna. Thanks, Steve!
Submitted by Gawker reader Steve Madonna. Thanks, Steve!
You have erred sir! The entire fucking head should be in the shape of a very small uncut penis! Preferably one with mounds and mounds of foreskin and smegma.
Yuck!!!
My point exactly!
And shouldn't the testicles be where the chin is?
You know, I thought about that the moment I hit the send button! YES!
Wha . . . ?
Men in Black 2. The "Ball-chinian"
Isn't that Kramer from Seinfeld?
ballchinian!
Oh no wait...that makes him look like someone else...someone I think I halfway like...70s/80s tv and movie star...HELP! Who is it?!!
The Great Durante
Achachacha (all I could think of. )
I hope you don't mean the beloved John Candy. Perhaps Mark Linn Baker? I think it's more Jimmy Durante.
YES!! And I can't hate Jimmy Durante!
What this really means is that "Donald Trump with a dick for a nose" manages somehow to look less like a dickhead than Donald Trump himself on any given day. That's just how much of a dickhead he is.
Pun jokes in 3....2....1.... GO!!!
Is that a dick on your face or are you just happy to see me?
Now we can say with authority that he's a co*ksucker.
YOu assume that he can get it up!
It's his "poke her" face.
I'll let myself out...