Highly Scientific Poll: Everyone Would Have Sex With Paul Rudd for $1
"Will Everyone Have Sex With Paul Rudd for $1?": An Experiment by Billy Eichner
Hypothesis: Everyone, regardless of age, gender, or sexual preference, would have sex with actor/comedian/chill dude Paul Rudd if offered $1.
Procedure: Run down the streets of New York with actor/comedian/chill dude Paul Rudd. Ask everyone you pass if they would have sex with him for $1. Mention his dreamy eyes at every opportunity.
Conclusion: The whole world, minus one old lady and one married woman, is at least open to the possibility of a bang session with Paul Rudd that pays well below the federal minimum wage. We can only conclude that humans, as a species, are a bunch of Ruddfuckers.
