Hillary Clinton Just Wiped Out on Her Way to the Podium [***DRAFT DO NOT POST***]
PHILADELPHIA — Tonight in front of thousands of people, Hillary Clinton came out [BEAMING? TK]. And as she made her way to the podium, on what is perhaps the biggest night of her career thus far, Hillary Clinton [TYPE OF FALL TK] right on the DNC stage.
As you can see in the video above [DON’T FORGET VID], [TK] secret service agents rushed the stage, blocking the [DISHEVELED?] candidate from view. In response, the cameras panned to [BILL OR CHELSEA TK], who looked on with [EMOTION TK] from the Clintons’ private box.
Trump, of course, didn’t waste any time, tweeting his purported condolences just minutes after the ordeal took place:
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Hillary Clinton regained her composure [TK] minutes later, even managing an off the cuff joke at her own expense:
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What role Putin played in what’s now being referred to on Twitter as [#TK-GATE], however, remains to be seen.
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