A Wheel of Fortune contestant named Julian recently lost his chance at winning one million dollars, a car, and trips to London and Jamaica. And he did it, again and again, in the most embarrassing ways possible.

Oh, Julian. You poor baby!

It wasn't all intensely incorrect guesses on pretty much already-solved puzzles for literally the best prizes on the wheel, though — about halfway through this video, he gets one right! "Science Project Runway."

"Hey, remember when I was on Wheel of Fortune and got 'Science Project Runway' right?" Julian will forever ask friends and loved ones. "'Science Project Runway!'"

While I don't think either "ay-chill-is" or "on the spot dice-spin" (hahaha) will soar to "Self-Potato" levels of infamy, I think it's safe to say that both will live quite comfortably beside "I Have The Wine By Johnny Cash."

[Video via Guyism]