It's not spoiling anything about Game of Thrones to say that every time Tyrion Lannister ends up on trial, it's more because of his physical characteristics and his degenerate family than anything he's actually done wrong. If drinking, whoring, and razor-sharp retorts were illegal in Westeros, you'd have to lock up everyone but Hodor.

But before you watch this alternate ending to Tyrion's brilliant speech from Sunday's episode, consider yourself on spoiler alert if you're not caught up on season 4 or the corresponding pages of A Song of Ice and Fire. Or if you still don't know what Skee-Lo wished for back in 1995.

Tyrion Lannister: Last to be picked in basketball, but a projected first-round pick in thrones.

[H/T Uproxx]