Incredible: All These Old, Hideous Politicians Were Once Young and Hot
Turns out politicians are just like us—they were once young and attractive, with their whole lives ahead of them, and now they’re not. Join us on a truly incredible DNC-themed look back at once was, what could have been, and which former cutie you should call “dad” this week on Twitter (it’s Tim Kaine).
Joe Biden
Young Joe Biden 😍 pic.twitter.com/zdKQLY5y8L
— Kakai. (@MsKembiIfUNasty) July 28, 2016
Michael Bloomberg
Young Michael Bloomberg. Erm. pic.twitter.com/Z7gMiq5c2L
— Celeste Ng (@pronounced_ing) July 28, 2016
Cory Booker
A young Cory Booker. Y'all. pic.twitter.com/06IEbLICZS
— Taj Magruder (@TajMagruder) June 27, 2014
Bill Clinton
@HillaryClinton and @billclinton when they were young has made my day. pic.twitter.com/DydWWtDpnB
— Oliver Poole (@OlliePoolee) June 21, 2016
Hillary Clinton
YOUNG HILLARY CLINTON WAS FINE AF IDC pic.twitter.com/adEvHX6pmg
— Ceo (@canteveroutdo) July 19, 2016
Andrew Cuomo
Just saying, young Andrew Cuomo wore kind of an amazing pinky ring. pic.twitter.com/b3AKSBUoOl
— Michael Li (@mcpli) January 2, 2015
Bill de Blasio
Young Bill de Blasio tho http://t.co/M3fhw5E6ai pic.twitter.com/s7dIL19G6n
— Luke Brinker (@LukeBrinker) September 8, 2015
Al Franken
Anyway, I often think about young Al Franken and how much of a babe he was. pic.twitter.com/z75XAGX1F6
— Kerri Purcell (@kerrialicep) July 26, 2016
Jesse Jackson
A Young Jesse Jackson Rallies for Jobs @RevJJackson @NYTIMES https://t.co/EB0V0JIdyK #blackhistory pic.twitter.com/1NGLZsV8vF
— blicqer™ (@blicqer) February 5, 2016
Chloe Grace Moretz
Chloe Grace Moretz is speaking now at #DemConvention! #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/T0vPglP9cK pic.twitter.com/eBQzraGyml
— Us Weekly (@usweekly) July 29, 2016
Barack Obama
Barack Obama, c. 1977 pic.twitter.com/AyUN7stTnj
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) December 24, 2013
Michelle Obama
Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/I7PDRF5fjJ
— The First Lady (@FLOTUS) December 25, 2014
Tim Kaine
Young Tim Kaine is the new Young Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/63MGyuUHeG
— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) July 28, 2016
Martin O’Malley
@pronounced_ing Young Martin O'Malley tho pic.twitter.com/1rtup0YW2Y
— Ladypolitik (@Ladypolitik) July 28, 2016
Nancy Pelosi
Whoa check out young Nancy #Pelosi! #TBT #throwbackthursday pic.twitter.com/LfrmCrt7RC
— Rachel Coyle (@RRuby44) November 21, 2013
Harry Reid
aw look at young harry reid pic.twitter.com/a3JxKQUiKm
— hannah s. (@hspaulds) July 28, 2016
Bernie Sanders
I have a problem and it's called "young Bernie Sanders." 💔 pic.twitter.com/gKzjFJszAr
— Aya (@HerdThatNerf) May 21, 2016
Chuck Schumer
Young Chuck Schumer. pic.twitter.com/4ImjrVqMwk
— Celeste Ng (@pronounced_ing) July 28, 2016
Elizabeth Warren
Young Elizabeth Warren pic.twitter.com/jLwzqdHi4x
— Porochista Khakpour (@PKhakpour) June 10, 2016
Lest we forget—death comes for us all.
