Today on Jeb Bush’s infinite tour of sadness, we find Jeb! pondering life’s deeper questions, like those asked in desperation by a publication’s social media account: Would Jeb Bush go back in time and kill baby Adolf Hitler? “Hell yeah!”

The Huffington Post posed the question to the “revamped” candidate on his campaign bus in New Hampshire, to which Jeb responded:

Hell yeah, I would! You gotta step up, man. It could have a dangerous effect on everything else, but I’d do it — I mean, Hitler.

And boy is he proud of his fun new answer.

“It could have a dangerous effect on everything else, but I’d do it” says the brother of the man whose actions also had a foreseeably devastating effect on millions of people. But hey, Jeb can fix it!


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