Jimmy Kimmel Finally Discovers Dick-Shaped Weather Patterns
Ever since TV meteorologists gained the power to draw on their digital maps, they've been inadvertently—and sometimes intentionally—drawing dicks. Jimmy Kimmel finally caught onto this long-running phenomenon and assigned a staffer to cover the rapidly expanding weatherdick beat.
The result is this phallic supercut of storm patterns—and one traffic report, for some reason—that look conspicuously like [eggplant emoji].