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John Kasich continues to masquerade his Guy Fieri-sponsored food tour of America for a presidential campaign. This weekend, he stopped in at a deli in New York City’s Upper West Side. The Republican presidential candidate, never one to turn down an inappropriate amount of food, quickly went to town.

The total number of pickles Kasich ate is not yet known; we will update this post when more information is available. The media, as is its wont, has already spun this story into a sensationalist nightmare.