Rob Cantor and the The Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles present a song about Shia LeBeouf, a famed Hollywood actor and forest-dwelling eater of human flesh who sets upon you one night and forces you into a fight for your very life—featuring Shia LeBeouf as himself as Orson Welles as Charles Foster Kane.

The Beef's appearance in this song about an actual cannibal (himself) is obviously just another step in his meta-modern journey to the magical space between irony and sincerity.

"Metamodernism has influenced a lot of my action in the public in this last year and a half — the idea of diametrically opposed ideas happening all at once: the irony and the sincerity, birth and death, the immediacy and the obsolescence," he told Interview recently.

Ooooookay. Well, if you need him, he'll be at the gym.

[h/t Reddit]