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...Or, at least, that's what his wife and app genius Kim Kardashian claimed on Sunday's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

In an apparent reference to Kanye West's 2008 arrest after smashing a paparazzo's camera, Kardashian claimed, "They arrested him, and you know you get to make one call in jail, so he called Mr. Chow's and ordered takeout to jail."

This, of course, sounds like a lie, and it could be that West lies to Kardashian all the time, but nevertheless, this story is a nice addition to his legend as an absurdly extravagant human being who does whatever the fuck and (mostly) gets away with it.