Leaked: Text of Donald Trump's RNC Acceptance Speech
These are Donald Trump’s prepared remarks for his appearance at the Republican National Convention, as obtained by Gawker Thursday evening:
I don’t know how you do it. I’ve put together some really impressive deals, but this thing you’ve pulled off—
[Trump lifts the Big N’ Tasty]
—it’s amazing. A Big N’ Tasty for just a dollar? How do you do it, what’s your secret?
[Grimace blinks blankly]
Mm-hmm.
VOICEOVER: Got a buck? You’re in luck! Because you can get a delicious, beefy Big N’ Tasty, a McChicken sandwich and lots of your other favorites on McDonald’s dollar menu, every day.
[Trump looks out the window of Trump Tower and embraces Grimace]
Together, Grimace, we could own this town.