Men on the internet are upset again.

Over the past week or so, bloggers everywhere have struggled to come to terms with the fact that election predictions might not be the beacon of light we seek. Twitter feeds spilled over with words about who was wrong, how Nate Silver could be so wrong, and why did you do this to us Nate Silver why.

Don’t fret, sad men. As occasional Gawker contributor Joe Veix has done before, we can look to the paint to ease our troubled souls. The first shade to dry is our next President.

Update 4:57 p.m.

We have a winner.

Congratulations to future President Hillary Clinton.