Welcome to evening two of the Republican National Convention, where Ben Carson will be sewing Chris Christie’s head onto Mike Pence’s body and Tiffany Trump is allowed the rare opportunity to be seen with the rest of her family as she delivers her very first campaign speech. We’ll be coming to you live from Cleveland for prime time at the RNC.

Who is Tiffany Trump, you ask? Great question! She’s the daughter of second Trump wife Marla Maples. She loves Snapchat. And I have been waiting for this night for weeks.

So join us (with special guest Gizmodo teen blogger William Turton) as we watch Tiffany read from Barack Obama’s Dreams of My Father. It’s going to be great.