Oscar night was not Liza Minnelli's night. She didn't wear a bra and that was weird, and she was boxed out of Ellen DeGeneres' historic and important photo of A-listers, which quickly attained her stated goal of being the most retweeted photo of all time.

Look at Liza reaching in the picture above, straining to be part of the cool crowd. Her arm is breaking my heart. Her attempt at leverage looks like a toddler's. Won't someone help Liza?