Looks like the White House is only big enough for one Lincoln and it ain’t Chafee. The former blacksmith, which I’m happy to announce is NOT a joke, took his campaign out back and shot it Friday—truly the humane thing to do.

“After much thought I have decided to end my campaign for president today,” Chafee said in a statement. “I would like to take this opportunity one last time to advocate for a chance be given to peace.”

And then there were three.


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