Marco Not-a-QB-o

Granted, this isn’t exactly Marco Rubio’s fault. No matter how old you are, if you’re going to run out for a pass, you should probably at least be able to prevent it from hitting you in the face. That said, “eager young kid unable to come through on the big stage” is a decent metaphor for Rubio’s career in national politics.
CORRECTION: Marco Rubio hits a kid in the *face* with a football https://t.co/WCWCacTT4k
— Leigh Munsil (@leighmunsil) August 18, 2015