'Mother-Daughter Porn Duo' Looking for Father and Son to Tag Team
When last we left The Sexxxtons (NSFW), the world's first and (thankfully) only "real mother and daughter porn team" was busy defining the phrase "not technically incest."
"We don't have a problem doing two-on-one," mother Jessica Sexxxton, 56, said then. "We will have sex with one man, but not interact with each other."
Noting that it wasn't "easy to do," daughter Monica Sexxxton, 22, added that the two make sure that "our lips never touch" during filming.
Now that we're all caught up on the highlights from last year's episode, you're probably wondering what the Tampa, Florida entre-porn-eurs have been up to since.
No? Good call, but read on anyway.
Having left good taste and judgement behind long ago, the Sexxxtons are setting out on a "nationwide search" for a likeminded father and son interested in appearing in a porn production with them.
"It's something we've considered for a while," Jessica told The Huffington Post. "We once dated brothers in real life on and off for a couple of years. They were closer to [Monica's] age, but we haven't done a father and son in real life or on camera."
That's not entirely true: The Sexxxtons did film a scene with a pair of actors pretending to be a father and his son, but Monica says the "dad's" appearance — "he looked too much like the 'Cockroach' guy from...Men In Black" — left much to be desired.
So they're doing it again, for real this time, with an inappropriate casting call that is set to end, appropriately, on Father's Day (June 16th).
And the script has already been penned.
"Something like, 'Hey Dad, my girlfriend's got a hot mom,'" Mocina told HuffPo. "But we'd probably cater to the fantasy by having the father have sex with me." Meanwhile in Hell, some wretched soul just got really turned on.
