Naked 'Goddess' Takes Over Chicago Train, Orders Everyone Off [NSFW]
After jumping the turnstile at the Granville station of Chicago's Red Line — the Chicago Transit Authority's busiest line — and slapping several commuters, a fully nude woman announced that she was taking over the train and was heading to the front to drive it.
Calling herself "The Goddess of the Train" according to eyewitnesses, the unidentified 31-year-old ordered all passengers off, causing a 15-to-30-minute delay in service this past Saturday.
DNAInfo Chicago reports that police arrived at the scene around 12:45 p.m, and escorted the woman off the train.
She was subsequently transported to St. Francis Hospital in Evanston for evaluation.
A police spokeswoman said the woman suffers from a mental illness, but would not specify.
I watched a woman walk naked down the sidewalk, jump over the turnstile at the station and now shes on the train screaming at people!!! :-D
— Rabbit (@RrrabbitRabbbit) November 16, 2013
Naked woman on the train slapping people is the craziest delay yet.
— ericmcgowan (@ericmcgowan) November 16, 2013
"Sorry I'm late, there was a naked woman holding up the train" is not something I get to say very often. #cta #whatthehellchicago
— Jordan Harrison (@MedillJordan) November 16, 2013
There was a naked woman on the red line trying to drive the train. Why wouldn't you want to live in Chicago?
— Veronica Montana (@LoveliLadiiK) November 16, 2013
I present to you, The Goddess of the Train. http://t.co/Lw3jcE7ckr And the here is the news story about it... http://t.co/Eft7nMi4Ph
— Justin Younger (@JustinYounger) November 18, 2013
