No Shit: Dogs Can't Hula Hoop 19.59K Kelly Conaboy 12/31/14 01:20PM Dogs can do a lot of things: run, bark, etc. One thing they can't do, however, is hula hoop. Obvious? Not to this lady.Girl, of course that dog can't hula hoop. Give me a break![h/t TastefullyOffensive]