People's Sexiest Man Alive Is Hot If You Like Giant Boring Blond Men
Attention people who like sexy men: People has crowned an Australian actor the Sexiest Man Alive. No, it's not Hugh Jackman. It's uhh, you know, that guy from Thor (who's seen Thor?). Your Sexiest Man Alive is a tall blond dad named Chris Hemsworth.
VITAL STATS
Name: Chris Hemsworth
Age: 31
Profession: Actor
Accent: Australian
Status: Married dad of three
Famous Family: Brother is actor Liam Hemsworth
Is He Tall: He's 6'3"
PHOTO EVIDENCE
Here are some photos of Chris. Do you find them to be sexy?
OoOoh. If you'll notice in that last one, he has bigger biceps than Mark Ruffalo.
In his interview, Chris told traditional America what they want to hear:
I think you've bought me a couple of weeks of bragging rights around the house. I can just say to [my wife Elsa Pataky], "Now remember, this is what the people think, so I don't need to do the dishes anymore, I don't need to change nappies. I'm above that. I've made it now."
Hehe. When asked what he, the Sexiest Man Alive, thinks is the sexiest, he responded, "My wife."
At least he's not Adam Levine.
[Photos via Getty, Instagram]