Pharrell Performing "Happy" For Walmart Shareholders Will Make You Sad
Capitalism sucks. Here is a clip of Pharrell, who is extremely rich, singing "Happy" at today's Walmart shareholders meeting. It's definitely uplifting and inspiring and in no way very depressing and dystopian, especially when Pharrell says "put your hands together for Walmart, guys, for making the world a happier place."
The recording comes via the Sam Seder Show (hi, extremely large image of Sam Seder's face.)
Fact check: Walmart does not actually make the world a happier place.
If it makes you feel any better, Robin Thicke was at the shareholders meeting, too, according to Fuse, who reported that earlier today in an article that mysteriously disappeared.
[image of Pharrell in a big ass hat via Getty]