Port Authority police officers and FBI HAZMAT units were called to JFK Airport's postal facility on Sunday after customs agents reported a strange odor coming from a package. Contents of the package initially tested positive for VX nerve gas, but authorities eventually determined it only contained beauty supplies.
This sounds like a discarded screenplay for Zoolander II that never got produced.
It was in the Batman movie.
To be honest, I think people that use beauty supplies are ugly on the inside. But I guess that's the point of this article.
Hey, at least we look like fabulous divas on the outside! *disappears in a cloud of perfume like the Wicked Witch of the West*
Maybe its chemical warfare, maybe it's Maybelline.
Why close part of an airport and call in the FBI? Because I'm worth it.
Given some of the ingredients in beauty supplies nowadays, I don't think the two are mutually exclusive. There are all sorts of creams to paralyze your face.
