Image: Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy

A once-proud nation—founded as a rebuke to the entire idea of worshipping royalty—has once again been shamed by her president, Barack Obama, as he squatted down in submission before a prince in a monogrammed bathrobe.

Prince George, who declined to remove his ornamental bathrobe for a visit from the Leader of the Free World, celebrated his symbolic victory over Obama by taking a ride on a wooden pony:

Image: Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy

The pampered princeling’s brazen horseplay was made all the more insulting by the fact that he surely has an entire train of living ponies that he could ride if he so pleased.

After this display of flagrant, elegantly casual disrespect, Prince George was powdered and diapered with an original copy of the U.S. Constitution taken from the National Archives and presented to the child as a gift.