Psychic Clam: U.S. Will Beat Germany in World Cup Match Today
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Clam, the psychic clam who has never incorrectly predicted a World Cup match in which the U.S. won, has applied his (their?) psychic talents to today's match against soccer powerhouse Germany—and is predicting a surprise U.S. victory!
While Clam's uncannily accurate predictions of U.S. World Cup matches have earned him devoted fans around the world, his his edgy, take-no-prisoners attitude to the uptight world of psychic animal sports prophecy has generated criticism—and viral buzz. FIFA has so far declined to comment on Clam's controversial attitude and style of prediction, but after his latest forecast it will be hard for Sepp Blatter to ignore what the rest of the world has already discovered: Clam rules!
Video by Nick Stango