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Remember 2012? Love was in the air, and the sense that our country and the world were hurtling toward some irreversible catastrophe was not—not yet, anyway. But disaster was on the horizon for at least two people in America, and there was no closer observer of their decline than future GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump.

I’m talking, of course, about KPatz, RStew, Kristert, Robsten, Pattinwart Stewinson: America’s bloodsucking sweethearts, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Back when Trump was just a humble necktie salesman from New York, his Twitter account documented an obsession with the Twilight stars’ star-crossed romance. If you recall, Stewart got caught getting all kissy with film director Rupert Sanders, and Pattinson dumped her, and then they got back together, and then they broke up again.

If you’re the type of idiot who spends multiple hours a day refreshing your timeline, you already know the special joys of seeing one of Trump’s Stewart/Pattinson missives retweeted in. It’s a welcome break from more current, less whimsical news about the candidate, and it reveals that below the layers of hatred and aggression, he’s really just—well, I’m sure it reveals something about him, but I still haven’t figured out what. If you haven’t seen them, I’m going to tell you what everyone told me before I finally watched The Wire a decade after it aired: I’m almost jealous of you, because you get to experience this incredible journey for the first time. It’ll never be this good again.

Now, I present to you, unedited and in chronological order: the collected Donald Trump tweets about Kristen Steward and Robert Pattinson.

This has been the collected Donald Trump tweets about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. What a wonderful story. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.