Report: Taylor Swift Takes Revenge on Wayward Victoria's Secret Model
Taylor Swift, a singer who has always insisted on the importance of women helping other women, helped one woman to lose her modeling job this week, the Daily News reports.
Swift, presumably riding a wave of impotent rage over Katy Perry's continued relevancy, allegedly requested the company cut Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart from the annual fashion show this year. Swift went on to perform Tuesday while Hart sat the event out.
The reason, the Daily News claims, was because Hart made mildly insulting comments about Swift's performance last year?
"God bless her (Taylor Swift's) heart. I think she's great. But I don't know, to me, she didn't fit. I don't know if I should say that."
Ignoring the Australian model's prophetic statement and masterful use of a subtle Southern insult, Victoria's Secret chief marketing officer Ed Razek denied the rumor, saying that although Hart didn't walk in this year's show, she still has a contract and continues to model for the company.
Also probably unconnected to Swift was the brutal injury the model suffered last month when someone poured boiling coffee on her foot at an airport café. Unless... No. Noooo.
[image via AP]