You’re not going to find a more 2015 SEO-optimized story than this one: Two Belgian newspapers are reporting that during November’s ISIS manhunt in Brussels, eight soldiers and two policewomen coped with the tension by throwing an orgy.

According to La Dernière Heure, a Belgian news publication, the action went down in a police station that was temporarily used as a barracks while military forces combed the city—and at one point, between long shifts, a ten-person orgy began amid the cots (translated via Google):

On arrival in the military police, several police officers from the division Ganshoren said their female colleagues were already “all hot and all crazy” at the idea of getting these men in uniform.

Reportedly, one evening, two police, one belonging to the division of Ganshoren and the other working in the dispatch area, would be spent in the act with eight of twenty soldiers sleeping there.

It would be the senior police officer who would have discovered the scene.

I had to double-check the translation of that quote about exactly how horny everyone was—“toutes chaudes et toutes folles”—and it is correct. Belgian paper De Standaard reports that police have launched an internal investigation to find out whether a joint military/police fuck task force had indeed been established inside the station while their colleagues searched for ISIS operatives connected to the Paris massacre:

“Here, nothing was heard until we read it in the newspaper today,” said police spokesman Johan Berckmans. “We can only confirm that there has indeed been a 15 to 20 soldiers sleep in Ganshoren in that period. But if something happened there, we do not know. Internal Oversight Services launched an investigation.”

Given that everything was closed and social media was off limits, what else was there really to do? [via Politico]

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