Tonight at 8pm, 11 GOP candidates for President of the United States will stand up on stage for the chance to see who can cram the most racist tirades against immigrants into the span of three hours. And we’ll be liveblogging every godforsaken second of it.

Will Chris Christie punch Rand Paul in the face? Can any of the foul things coming from Donald Trump’s mouth do anything but raise his approval ratings? How many times will Ben Carson say the word “brains”? And how many of Carly Fiorina’s questions will be prefaced with, “As a woman...”? We’re about to find out.

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