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CLEVELAND — As we all know, the Kanye West/Taylor Swift “Famous” fiasco reached new heights on Monday when Kim Kardashian released footage of Swift signing off on the supposedly offending lyrics. And ever since, the entire country has been waiting with bated breath for Senator Rick Santorum to finally break his silence on the matter. However, as Gawker uncovered earlier today—Rick Santorum is a coward.

I approached Santorum inside the RNC arena, offering him a chance to put the nation’s troubled hearts and minds at ease. Instead, Rick Santorum shot back, “I am not team anything.... I’m no team.”

In which case, I am forced to conclude that, unfortunately, this includes that great big team we call the United States of America. Senator Santorum—you should be ashamed of yourself.