Rob Ford to Leave Rehab, Return to Mayor's Office Later This Month
Gird your loins, Toronto: Rob Ford will return to office June 30, he announced in a letter to city clerk Ulli Watkiss today.
The patron saint of crack pipes, tequila, and punching your friends in the face just because you feel like it wrote in part:
Kindly be advised that I will be returning to City Hall on Monday June 30, 2014, in the later portion of the afternoon to resume my duties as mayor of Toronto.
He also expressed concern about the state of his office's locks. I wonder why?
Please make the necessary arrangements for my office locks to be restored to their state prior to my departure, for 1 p.m. on the date of my return.
Anyhoo, everything's fine, we're sure. Rehab was awesome, and Ford will be back to his official duty as mayor — testing the strength of City Hall's floor by vigorously jumping up and down upon it — in less than two weeks time.