Rodman Leaves North Korea, Curses Out Obama

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Max Rivlin-Nadler

09/07/13 09:14AM

Filed to: North Korea

The Worm has left the DPRK.

Dennis Rodman endedhis four day trip to see his "friend for life" Kim Jong-un (who would like to destroy America, specifically Austin) by cursing out President Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Rodman, who was asked by reporters at the Beijing airport about whether he spoke with Kim Jong-un about freeing American Kenneth Bae, responded:

"Guess what? That's not my job to ask about Kenneth Bae. Ask Obama about that, ask Hillary Clinton. Ask those assholes."

Before returning to North Korea, Rodman had tweeted that Kim Jong-un do him a "solid" and "cut Kenneth Bae loose." Apparently, Rodman didn't press Kim Jong-un too hard on the matter.

"He's my friend for life. I don't care what you guys think about him. I don't give a shit what the world thinks about him, but he's my friend," Rodman told reporters.

North Korea has been holding onto Bae as a possible bargaining chip for negotiations with the United States over their nuclear weapons program and possible humanitarian aid.

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Gavin S. Max Rivlin-Nadler 09/07/13 09:20AM

What a bizarre scenario. It's like Slappy White hanging out with Joe Stalin.

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meatball77 Gavin S. 09/07/13 09:50AM

In my imagination he's really a covert CIA agent and every time he goes over he's really working as a spy and planning for the trip where he will be a secret assassin.

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psychomagnet meatball77 09/07/13 10:08AM

We are so on the same (paranoid and conspiracy) page. He'll be hangin' with Obama when he gets back.

SUSPECT__IS__HATLESS meatball77 09/07/13 10:09AM

I think in Rodman's imagination he's a crazy-powerful diplomat who will save North Korea and then the world, winning the adulation of 7 billion people.

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Cherith Cutestory meatball77 09/07/13 10:20AM

my imagination he's really a covert CIA agent and every time he goes over he's really working as a spy and planning for the trip where he will be a secret assassin.

Dennis Rodman's Imagination stop commenting on Gawker! A man had a jet pilot to pretend to be right now and he won't be kept waiting.

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SUSPECT__IS__HATLESS Max Rivlin-Nadler 09/07/13 09:24AM

'"He's my friend for life. I don't care what you guys think about him." Rodman told reporters.'

I assume by "you guys" he means the hundreds of thousands of orphans being systematically starved to death.

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KentuckyBabe SUSPECT__IS__HATLESS 09/07/13 10:49AM

and the ex girlfriend he just executed in front of her family...

MidsummerNightMoonCakes SUSPECT__IS__HATLESS 09/08/13 02:20AM

(by "he," I'm referring to Kim. If that was unclear.)

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HoorayBeer!! Max Rivlin-Nadler 09/07/13 09:30AM

I'm not sure "ask those assholes" is cursing Obama out. But whatever it takes to get clicks.

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meatwadf HoorayBeer!! 09/07/13 09:41AM

I think calling someone an asshole in such a way that they will see it is covered under that, actually.

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Cherith Cutestory HoorayBeer!! 09/07/13 10:07AM

Isn't it literally cursing him out?

mds_ab Cherith Cutestory 09/07/13 12:20PM

Don't you have to be in a conversation with someone to curse them out? Otherwise it sounds more like he's cursing about someone with whom he probably can't even get an audience. That just makes him most Americans, complaining about a politician that isn't listening.

lobstr HoorayBeer!! 09/07/13 02:38PM

Yeah, though while I was hoping to see it be more on the level of containing some "motherfuckers", I think "assholes" mildly still qualifies...

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Iwona Burgunda Max Rivlin-Nadler 09/07/13 09:20AM

You know how as kiddos you can go up to another kiddo and say "do you want to be friends?" and poof, you're friends? I'm so glad Kim Jung-un and Rodman had that conversation so we know where they stand. BF4LYFE

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SUSPECT__IS__HATLESS Iwona Burgunda 09/07/13 09:26AM

Rodman: Do you like basketball?

Kim Jong-un: Yeah, I like basketball.

BF4LYFE

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Iwona Burgunda SUSPECT__IS__HATLESS 09/07/13 09:30AM

Perfect.

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Kitebro Iwona Burgunda 09/07/13 10:40AM

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cantlogindamnugawker346 Iwona Burgunda 09/07/13 11:11AM

I remember that. I kind of wish it still worked that way. :/