America's sacred moonchild Shailene Woodley briefly manifested herself on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday, where she revealed that everything she owns on Earth—minus "some kitchen items" (huge bongs)—can fit into a single carry-on bag (the bulk of the space of which is occupied by wild ideas). Also: She has no home.

According to Woodley, here are the contents of her bag:

  • 1 pair of jeans
  • 1 hoodie
  • "A few" basic tank tops and t-shirts
  • An unknown but presumably small quantity of leggings
  • 1 computer
  • 1 "temporary" cellphone given to her by the Fault in Our Stars press team, with the phone number taped to the back ("kind of hilarious," says Woodley)
  • 0 iPad

Like most homeless people, Shailene Woodley does own a lovely Los Angeles home, but gave it to her grandmother after work too often took her away from the city. Now when she visits her L.A. home base, she lives "literally on friends' couches."

If you would like to donate items to Shailene Woodley, toss them on a bonfire and whisper a detailed description of the objects (including color, number, and date of purchase) to the sea.